• mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

haemus:

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

(Source: farfrompaid)


tesladyneindustries:

The truth is out there. (x)


nests-and-orochis:

Your mind will be blown!


weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 


kaidancrossing:

coricrossing:

lobo-crossing:

this is hilarious

everyone needs to see this video

oh my god


twinzik:

katzmatt:

kisstini:

marsicistic:

dickbuttofficial:

Groot by Calen Hoffman from Propcustumz [Full imgur album]

Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱

Omg

oh my god

Haven’t seen the movie yet but this is so wonderfully made!!

Time to try and sleep I guess.