10 Things a Cancer Hates:

lovesexzodiac:

  1. Too much heat
  2. Itchy wool 
  3. Having to sleep on the couch
  4. People who show up early
  5. People who are bad or sloppy dressers
  6. Being criticized in any way
  7. Violent movies
  8. Ungrateful children
  9. Losing their sunglasses
  10. People who steal the spotlight

I did the Pokemon fusion thing.

noxxigirl:

I got a couple of cool ones

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Then I got a not so cool one.

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thegoddamazon:

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

LMFAO OMG


highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth


antst00fs:

fuckme-bradtollman:

tehkukikookie:

S’mores Spaghetti - Dude Foods

“I made the chocolate noodles by boiling 3/4 of a cup of water and then mixing in two grams of agar powder. I then melted one and a half cups of Hershey’s chocolate and mixed it in with the agar solution along with 1/3 of a cup of chocolate milk to keep it from getting too thick. For the marshmallow noodles I followed the exact same recipe, but swapped out the chocolate milk for regular milk.”

fuck you

palms sweaty, knees weak, s’mores spaghetti

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts