beds are dangerous they lead to premarital sex and laziness
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10 AM. I’m not a mourning person.
I feel bad to laugh at that.
Barold & buck are infecting my town :c
Pro tip: don’t run into your ankle with a hand truck.